I am now in the market for new boyfriend. Have decided to put down a list of must have's that any potential candidate must posses in order to apply for said position:
- Must be 27 years old atleast..no younger men..sorry
-Must have atleast 3 written reccomendation letters from women that once dated him. Very important. It can't be friends they always say nice things however big an asshole the guy is.
- Must be considered attractive by my appointed jury
- Has to have watched atleast 10 foreign films in his lifetime
- Should have travelled to atleast a few country's or studied abroad...to make sure that he doesn't have a needlepoint perception of the world and women
- Should never have dated a model and shouldn't ever want to
- Must NEVER use the following phrases " I'm not in a relationship place right now", "I'm not as emotionally involved as you are", " I'm not looking for anything serious right now". Who are you fooling boys? we ALL know exactly what that means.
- Should like pinky and the brain, calvin and hobbes and the simpsons. Should have seen the usual suspects, fight club, high fidelity and being cyrus and liked them.
-Cannot on any account at any point in time in any circumstances call me "his bitch/hoe/chick/girl"
- Cannot be a virgin
Hmmmm....I think this ad just explained why i'm single!...sigh....
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whoa thts more stringent than a us b-school application
whts missing is just a gmat or TOEFEL score :)
keep everyone updated on the app status :P
hmmm u discriminating against age, education, marital status as well as the intellect...
only saving grace, is that atleast you havent discriminated against gender yet : )
discriminated?...thats rather harsh...it is the man i'd like to date we're talking about! of course everyone is going to have a definite idea of who that might be:)you would too mindy
That's pretty hilarious!
Oh wait, you weren't joking?
Whoops.
Just FYI, this criteria isn't particularly demanding.
You'll find a LOT of people matching it.
Unfortunately, a person who has generally good taste, who has studied abroad, has had multiple relationships and has been mature enough to handle them well enough to still remain friends with the girls, has waited to 27+ to really find a girl to settle down with, is actually interested in a serious relationship, et al, isn't necessarily be someone who'd be particularly attracted to women who shop for guys with a requirement list in hand :)
you'd be surprised:) i'm sure if he's all that he'd be happy to not have to wade through piles of subtext. A list is perfect.
The number of women I've heard say that over the years. The number I've seen throw the list out. They're not quite the same, but close.
Though, what you say does make logical sense. That I'll give you.
Now if only the world ran on logic.
if only....:)...
lots of commenting on this one
time for a new post :)
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