easy like sunday morning

I have decided to quit my corporate type job where I am nothing more than a glorified toe rag. In the next couple of months I am going to be the best damn lotus eater there is....turn's out mid life crisis's come earlier than they used:)

Will try my darndest to update you guys on the adventures that follow!

Personal Ad....

I am now in the market for new boyfriend. Have decided to put down a list of must have's that any potential candidate must posses in order to apply for said position:

- Must be 27 years old atleast..no younger men..sorry
-Must have atleast 3 written reccomendation letters from women that once dated him. Very important. It can't be friends they always say nice things however big an asshole the guy is.
- Must be considered attractive by my appointed jury
- Has to have watched atleast 10 foreign films in his lifetime
- Should have travelled to atleast a few country's or studied abroad...to make sure that he doesn't have a needlepoint perception of the world and women
- Should never have dated a model and shouldn't ever want to
- Must NEVER use the following phrases " I'm not in a relationship place right now", "I'm not as emotionally involved as you are", " I'm not looking for anything serious right now". Who are you fooling boys? we ALL know exactly what that means.
- Should like pinky and the brain, calvin and hobbes and the simpsons. Should have seen the usual suspects, fight club, high fidelity and being cyrus and liked them.
-Cannot on any account at any point in time in any circumstances call me "his bitch/hoe/chick/girl"
- Cannot be a virgin

Hmmmm....I think this ad just explained why i'm single!...sigh....