It's hard to spot a tosser in a world of non-judgemental, warm and fuzzy acceptance. Here's my guideline for spotting the tosser in the grass..in a bid to make the lines less blurry:)
1)Anyone who in response to the question "what is your favourite book?" says 'The Alchemist' by Paulo Coelho.
2)In a crowded dance floor, the one person that seems drawn into a sensual grind with the speakers...we all know at least one of those.
3)The big fat lout or loutess who thinks that sheer girth gives them the right to cut a que
4)The people that stomp on you but think it's ok because they were honest about it.
5) Every clown that insists on requesting,singing, playing the following songs should the chance present itself:
a- Summer of 69
b- Hotel California
c- I Will Always Love You
6) An individual who in response to the question "what is your favourite movie?" says 'Titanic'
Thats all I could come up with at 11 am on a Friday morning so i'll use a convinient escape route ...To Be Continued....hahaha
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ha ha ha ha that was really funny and creative... maybe u should come out with more such guidelines... for the welfare of man / womankind :)
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